Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Very Funny.

Peter : " I want my money now!"

Tom   : " I'll kill myself so that I won't pay you".
          * He pulled a gun n shot himself dead *

Peter : "hahaha..... If u think you'll get away with my money you are wrong, I'll follow you until you pay me."
          * He takes the gun n shot himself dead as well *

Akpos : Was watching from a distance he laughed and said "These guys are funny, I want to watch this till their end"
          * He also took the gun and killed him self *

To know what happened next, you know what to do ???















Nothing to do... because we are genious....

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Computers Joke.

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (The woodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.

The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.

Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own?"

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers ". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium machine!!!